Men are Like...

It had been a tough week and I wanted to cheer myself! The topic on men interests women as much as the topic about us interests men!! It is a double pleasure. Well, try to deny this. Heck, no way!! Cos' this is reality! I am not going to be theoretical neither philosophical here, simple comical. 

Life becomes easy when we take things easy, yet with commitment. ;)  

This is something similar to what is been circulated, but I have re-wrote it to suit my feelings at the moment. No offense to gentlemen out there!! Hope you guys enjoy it!! 

Men!! Such loving and caring irritable creature yet can't live without 'em!!

Men are like....

: Laxatives. They exasperate the crap out of us.

: Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they become.

: Weather. You can predict them but nothing can be done to change them.

: Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

: Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, warm and melt in your mouth.

: Commercials. Things they say to make you feel good but ultimately you can't believe a word they say.

: Departmental Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

: Government Bonds. They take ages to mature and by the time they mature…he he…need I say more?

: Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

: Bubble gums. They satisfy you, but only for a little while and lose elasticity.

:  Monsoon Rain. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

: Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

: Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped!!